corkidorki:

"Straw please! I wanna drink like a human."

He did not succeed.

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tyleroakley:

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

what a prestigious title

tyleroakley:

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

what a prestigious title

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sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

sharped0:

beyonceofmysticfalls:

Imagine the middle child wandering by herself onto your aisle at Walmart.

ok but what about the youngest child? ‘human being’ sounds like she’s secretly a reptilian and is trying very hard to convince everyone she isnt.

(Source: withoutyourwalls)

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lopfax:

henphrodi:

wtf is wrong with teenagers 

promblem? bro we are teen We are teen bro if you have  a problem please remember we are teen we are so fuckgin teen i love being Teen Im A TEEn i love teens im a teen im teen Bro. im teen,. your teen. we’er all teen everyone on this websute is teen

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shrekyourself:

i was the first person to reblog that slayer dank memes post. he’ll yea

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grimelords:

I’m not racist but [throws a dart at a map] lithuanians don’t know shit about [spins a big wheel] creating lasting memories during early childhood?

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bloodtearsoflove:

askthetoxicdoctor:

naninadz:

2srooky:

ghirahimu:

krnnrduoh

Kat

nsgid

soeyia

Larry

Javk

Damn. I was pretty close. They call me jack.

bloodtearsoflove:

askthetoxicdoctor:

naninadz:

2srooky:

ghirahimu:

krnnrdu

oh

Kat

nsgid

soeyia

Larry

Javk

Damn. I was pretty close.
They call me jack.

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fightclub1999:


I swear, the shit that came outta’ her mouth…

Fight Club Blog

fightclub1999:

I swear, the shit that came outta’ her mouth…

Fight Club Blog

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